So some drunk person came in while I was at work last night and they thought it would be a good idea to hop on a treadmill… I laughed when I heard the floor shake.
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis
[College voice] haha ‘penis’
(via adirtyshisno)
“420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire
(via laughcentre)
[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing
[DEFENDANT VOICE] no
[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u
[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing
[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it
(via laughcentre)
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
(via laughcentre)
haha whatup my selfie got 100 notes and i only had to reblog it 95 times
(via laughcentre)
my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
(via laughcentre)
oh man im nearly out of toilet pap-
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHSHAHHHAAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHHhHAHHHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHahahahaahahahahhh
(via laughcentre)
I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.
(via laughcentre)
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
(via dtones25)








